Egocentrism versus Self-centeredness – the correct form of egotism
The ego wants to be right, but is not concerned with whether
it is telling the truth.
Self-destruction Schedule
I’m cool – and that’s what matters most
Let’s be honest – what does it matter who I really am when I can pretend to be anything just so that people will like me?
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The Ten Commandments – successfully fulfilled by sheep
In Heaven, one goes to graze as a flock, and in this the sheep will always be better than humans.
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Overpopulation – The problem from which all other problems “are born”
Humanity has only two problems. The first is that it is spiritually dead. The second is overpopulation.
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Heterosexual men are obsessed with penises
I’m almost certain that if they didn’t find it weird, all men would write an ode to the penis.
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